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January 19, 2007

Vanthana's Thai Spice

He is throwing out Vanthana's things! She says, "He won't give me my Thai Spice." I come to understand, that's not a box of pepper she means. It's a collection of spices built up over 20 years of cooking. Herbs and things from Thailand, this and that. He threw a bunch of it away already!

Sometimes, Vanthana's life is too much flashback. My favorite 3' high terra cotta urn was thrown out, and my red, white, and blue beads, because they were on his desk, and who knows how many personal things besides these were intentionally thrown away over the years? It makes me sad.

Vanthana's Thai Spice becomes my crusade. For no reason, Vanthana is in his house again, and I urge her to "toss that Thai Spice out the window! Throw a bag over the fence, and I'll come and get it!"

"He built a fence ten, twelve feet high."

"What?"

"Uh-huh, Johnny do, between him and Christine!"

"Well... OK then. You pack them up, then I come to the door, ding-dong, you open the door and hand them to me, and I run off!" She giggles.

I want to rescue Vanthana's Thai Spice. Possessions should not be thrown away without permission. Sometimes things fall into the trash by accident. If the trash is next to a table, things fall in. But things should never be thrown away on purpose.

He has already thrown away a lot, she says. He told her he threw them away "because they were open." He knows better. He knows how much her Thai Spice means to her.

Vanthana needs her Thai Spice.
I need Vanthana's Thai Spice.


Edited to add: Vanthana's Thai Spices have been rescued, even the ones he supposedly threw away! They were dusty in the basement, and all those Thai Spices are here in my cupboard, and Vanthana can cook with them any time she wants. Yay!

January 15, 2007

Meep. Seal pups. Elephants.

I know I must go to Point Reyes when Terry says, "The seal pups meep."
His name is Tracy, but I often call him Terry(*). I have a bad memory.

Meep. Seal pups!

I almost do not climb out of my warm bed into the record-breaking cold, but I do, and I drive over the Bay Bridge, and God(dess) it is clear as a bell! The cold wind blew every trace of smog from the Bay. I see cranes and barges and whitecaps all the way to Angel Island, and beyond. It is record clear weather. I am charged with happiness when I park in SF.

Point Lobos will be lovely!
Tracy comes down and waves.
I go upstairs. We chat. I meet his Lee.

There are several intriguing woode wall mobiles. Lee winds one up. It is a tangible screen saver, with animal presence. Tracy observes, "The clock chirps and whirrs like a small animal." Over time, the pace and sound become mildly frenetic. If I acquire a wooden wall sculpture, it will be an extremely quiet, slow-moving one!

I like to talk with Tracy.
He is quiet, and amusing as hell.

He wants to carpool in my Hybrid. He has driven Hybrids, and good gas mileage rocks, especially in this pristine nature reserve. And indeed, when we get to the cool rolling hills of Pt. Reyes, nothing but a low-emissions vehicle seems ethical.

We leave.
Tracy has great hair.
I feed him oranges, and tell him he looks like David.
But I like him for more than for this resemblance.

From Pt. Reyes, we can see the Farallones! Both chains of pinnacles! San Francisco is spread before us, as if we were barely beyond the Marin Headlands. It is jaw-droppin. It is SF at its finest. "Where is the G-G Bridge," I ask.

"There it is!" Lee hands me the binoculars. It's a happy, crystal clear day!

And the wee meeps, the coffee can rattles, the squalls and snorts and yes, more meeps by little baby seal pups, born only days or a week before! We have arrived right after the seals were birthed, and 20 or 30 mothers nurse on the quiet inner beach. Mike says Point Reyes is a fairly new rookery.

Tracy leads us over a path so treacherous upon the verge of a dead cliff face, I nearly faint with terror. I try to turn back, but the worse it gets, the further I need to backtrack, and I follow along against my common sense...

The outer beach. Wow! It's a sheer cliff!. We have unknowingly walked along a narrow peninsula, and below us are beached juvenile males, perhaps birthed here in previous seasons. (I should ask Mike.) The sun is setting, and we are rapturous. Singles and couples glow in the setting sun, watching the seals and surf.

I stop to watch the setting sun. While my companions billy-goat ahead, I turn and hope for the green flash, but it is too clear. There is only a quiet sussuration, and twilight is upon us.

It was the most fabulous, beautiful day, and the Point Reyes Lighthouse remains to be enjoyed! I think I will drive up there every week, to see how the pups grow and the sounds change. Go during the week, Tracy says, because it's quiet then. Mike asks if they have a docent, and I say they don't need one, the beaches are protected by cliffs.

Thank you Tracy. Thank you.
The elephant seals were on my laminated list.
I hope you send me pictures.

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(* linguistic digression for Tracy, w/a degree is linguistics. Dear Abby recently ran a thread over odd spellings of baby names. A woman said, " My son's name is unique, as he is unique; something he is not but can grow into. And a unique name is remembered." Another said, "Nobody forgets Mary." Thus it is with Tracy, for me. He is the first Tracy have known, so I have trouble remembering his name. It's without precedent in my neural net.)


January 13, 2007

Weasels: the Final Saga (I hope)

Jane called. "This very hour, we signed the deal. I'm sorry," she said, "but it's bad news. DVD distribution only. We were 95% of the way with the ___ Home Video / ___ deal... and it wouldn't close, and it wouldn't close, and it wouldn't close..." (Hmmm, sounds familiar, much like YOUR tactics, Jane.) "Then they needed written confirmation for no International showings until US release... and apparently, well, apparently ____ released it. They sold it to Thailand."

What? "Sold it to--Thailand? in English?!"

"So. There was no time to make a new cut for the US market, it takes 6,7,8 months. They said we have to release it immediately." Piracy.

But why... I find words. "Why not release it in the UK, where its humor would be a big hit?" I can't comprehend why ____ sold it into piracy. How incompetent is this? Were they angry? Why would they do this to the movie? I mean, Thailand.

"They were accomodating us. We said, hold off, hold off... ____ has been really great with us, sitting on it one year-- but it was nowhere in their contract, you see, that they couldn't sell it... and they sold one of the little foreign rights."

"Now, will they release it in theaters in the UK, and internationally?"

"No, now that the US is going direct to video, they will also go direct to video."

"So they are each going direct to video because the other one did."

Why can't the US realease it immediately, wiothout a recut? Because audiences in LA don't like it. Critics don't like it, 'tis true. But I was in theaters at Sundance, and the audiences roared with laughter. The people seem to like it. I like it. True, the plot never resolves...

She begins to talk about where I come in, and that's where I leave.
I think it will take me days to calm down.

But while talking it out in the car, driving to Point Lobos with two smart strangers, I realize that it is actually all very amusing. The movie people screw me. Then the movie people are screwed over. Twice, in fact. Oh, and again at _________, with _____ _____ _____. What comes around, goes around. That's karma, baby.

Still, it's sad that theaters won't get to release The Foobar Awards. It's a cute movie. Maybe local theaters will show it anyway. I could offer them like, five or ten free books for a giveaway?!? <sigh> I want a copy of the DVD myself, now.

Life. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

January 07, 2007

Hayden and the Saturn Probe

Hayden remembers fondly the escape path from the Apollo Moon Rocket segment he was working on, which was the Saturn (?) rocket. The escape device, in case of explosion or unforseen critical problem, was meant to rescue men instantly from a small, high platform poised alongside the Saturn Rocket.

It was basically a line, tethered high up on the launch pad, and again at ground level some distance away. Hayden "did the math" to prove that this slingshot would decelerate a human mass properly. And Hayden was the first man to ("Whoosh!") jump down the escape line. For practice only, of course!

I have met many interesting people. Hayden is one.


Edited January 2007:
Sarah, who works at NASA, says NASA definitely did not destroy the plans for the Saturn rockets. Hayden describes people literally crying in the halls, forced to destroy their lovely, lovely plans. Then he unrolls his old, faded copy, and it is certainly a thing of beauty. But he lied!

Sarah says they have all the plans in the library.
Of course they would.

They don't use that design anymore, although the current spaceship looks a lot like the Apollo rockets. Sarah says, if anything happens, the capsule (with people) detaches and accelerates away at 15g (for 15 seconds?) blacking out the humans inside, then depositing the capsule safely in the ocean.

Pretty cool.
But I'm steamed about Hayden's heart-tugging lie.

January 06, 2007

New Year's Eve

I went to a small party in Mountain View. I met a fascinating genius British woman who works at NASA, and an attitude-laden high-contrast British transexual, both named Sarah. They had been together 9.5 years but were not dating anymore. Why not choose different names? Maybe one is Sara. And Fyodor, me and Greg, and a Google gal who left when I opened the wine. She exited quickly when Fyodor was in the bathroom. We wondered what it was he said <-:

"If the space shuttle crashes," says Sarah, "it's my fault." There is too much code to be hand-checked; thus, Sarah is writing software to check the code for errors. (That's what Lisa likes to think about in her spare time; I bet they'd enjoy noodling things over together.)

Fyodor is so nice, and has the most insane and silly stories; he's a great raconteur, and can you believe it? He is single, I don't know why. He is not only cute, but worshipped by a large number of hackers. Smart and funny and not full of himself. He wrote nbed... nmed... nron? No, no, but something like. It was in Matrix, and suddenly his open source tool became hot, hot, hot! <grin>

He told a hilarious story about offering a ride to BurningMan to two helpless "women" from [url=http://craigslist.org]Craigslist[/url]. For all I know, the story continued past the fur-lined trailer...

New Year's Eve, Darwin was Slashdotted "/." and I was glued to my computer for much of the evening. By midnight, I had 1.7 million hits. My webserver was ticking along happily! Fyodor gave me a Hi-5, which made me feel good, and shared strategies for online marketing. "Let them submit the story for you, that's best! That way, it doesn't look like you.. I wait four or five, come on guys! ...then, go ahead and submit it myself!"

Fyodor is the best. He dated Jill one fond April.

At 45 seconds to midnight, our resolutions were mildly entertaining. The Physics Student: "To be wanton. Completely wanton!" The Hacker God: "To date a Stanford Co-ed!" (Those two needs must get together!) My Long Haired One: "To make no resolutions!" Sarah's < ? >. And mine?

"No chaos!  No chaos this year."