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July 19, 2006

The cat continues cute.

Yesterday he slept all day, deeply, stretching to improbable lengths in the heat of Berkeley's summer. Yesterday he was growing. Today he's expoloring every animate object. A dry leaf is thrown around the chair legs for ten minutes. Five minutes digging in the pine pellets in the litterbox. A short bath. Then he gallops 20 feet to attack a dust bunny. Kitten crazies.

Yet, he is not destructive. He's small and sweet. The family that raised him, made him a perfect pet. He's calm, and clean, and likes people. Curious -- learned about paper bags, and watching out windows, and how to push open a closed door.

He has now taken a large yellow feather hostage. It tries to hide under the rug, in my shoes, behind the box... to no avail. Kitten tracks the feather wherever it hides. He stalks a wild bird!

Kitten can vanish. He has consistently located n+1 hiding places, to my n discoveries of hiding places. Under the long dress hems in the closet. Beneath the monitor tray. On the "samples" drawer of my bead case (that was hard to spot!) *Somewhere* new in the bedroom...

More kitten tales will surely follow..

July 17, 2006

the Kitten Visits my Papa

NEWS FLASH! One minute he was under my hand, the next minute he was disappeared. I can't find the &#%@!! cat. And I *eliminated* most hiding spots, and doors are closed all over the house. Grrr. I was going to take him to visit Papa...

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I'm taking the Unnamed Kitten to visit my father. The kitten is docile, and playful, and would benefit from some wildlife around him. Is his name Hyperbole. "Hi PurrBall E' or "PurrBall" for short. Hyperbole. He's a hyperactive ball of purrs. (Hey, I write. I pun.)

I want to adopt two kittens together, two play and groom each other. This "solo cat" is going back to the breeder's house -- unless Papa wants him. Papa can have him... if Papa wants him.

It would do Papa good to have a friendly young cat, he's missing Lucky all these years now. He wants a dog, or a calf. But a cat is about the right level of attention.

What daughters do for their fathers...

Love, Wendy

July 14, 2006

About Aunt Renee

Aunt Renee is sympathetic. In Genoa, she accidentally laid down E100 as a breakfast tip. She saw the waiter's eyes light up, and she looked down and gasped! She thought it was E20! But the waiter was so pleased at his tip, she didn't have the heart to pick it up.

When I was young, my aunt gave me the most amazing birthday cards. Cards with glitter stars, pop-up dioramas, an ice cream cone with 25 scoops in different flavors. My aunt is creative, and so am I. I really love Auntie Nay.

She is a career emergency room nurse. Renee Menard was nominated Nurse of the Year! She started a Nurse's Union in her hospital, and spent months on the contract. She supports GOOD nursing care, so she campaigned with the Nurse's Union against The Terminator, California's anti-nurse Governor.

My aunt travels extensively. She chases eclipses, takes cruises, and walks Manchu Pichu and Barcelona with equal ease. She is a photographer and a metalworker (jewelry) specializing in copper glaze. I think it's called cloissonne.

She is comfortable talking to everyone. She's partied with Warren and Annette Beatty. We were driving in the desert, dusty and dessicated, and she simply walked into a five-star resort in her jeans, and asked for a table. She is always interested and curious to meet my friends. She sees a person's true character, because she's seen so much in the emergency room. She's a great people person.

My aunt raised an eccentric and loveable son.

I'm Renee and Renee is my Aunt.
I hope we're a lot alike.

July 10, 2006

2 Week Business Travel, Condensed

THE FLIGHT: On the flight to Berlin, a Texas Multimillionare (with a winery, and a telescope) invited us to the World Cup. After sorting out his cellphone problem, and buying a GPS, Murray drove us to Leipzig in a huge van. Sadly, due to cellphone problems, friend Bob (the Fruitcake Heir) had just sold the extra tickets to a random couple on his train. So we were hijacked to Leipzig for nothing! But I think it was an honest mistake.

LEIPZIG: The city of Lepizig was hot and wild, with outdoor World Cup parties around 100-foot screens. Fans in team colors (flags and puffy hats were favored) drinking and shrieking. One man had two beer bottles in his pockets, and one in each hand. Another carried two open wine bottles. The racket in the train station was deafening, and armed security huddled in groups--safety in numbers?

DRESDEN: We returned to Berlin by train, crawled into our beds, and the next day took the train into Dresden. Downtown Dresden is covered in cobblestones. It is no place for the wheelchair-bound! Our luggage took a beating, as we wheeled it a mile to the hotel. Dresden has only a few (LOVELY) reconstructed churches and buildings. Their stones are black with damage from the bombs. Modern architecture is hideous, consisting of utilitarian boxes with improbably-colored surfaces.

ELECTRICITY: It is not easy to get an Apple G4 power cord in Germany. Not at Saturn in Berlin (which only takes cash) and not at Saturn in Dresden, not even at KarMarkt. I was desperate !!! when a kindly German woman at KarMarkt located the Apple dealer for me--only a brief walk from my hotel. The cost was a painful 60 euro!

WORK: With the aid of this power cord, I finished the manuscript for "Darwin Awards 4: Intelligent Design" while Greg worked at the Supercomputer Tradeshow, or lay in bed moaning. He suffered from fever and a sinus infection for many days, poor baby. While he was sick, I brought him a vegetarian meal from a Kabob house, which looked like deep-fried cheese. Greg thought was fish. He says there are countries where fish are part of a "vegetarian" diet, and it is polite to ask, "Are fish vegetables in your village?"

FOOD: Lickety split, we were sick of German food, and dying for Thai. We asked at the front desk. The clerk was surprised. Thai? Perhaps we meant Chinese, or Japanese. But no, "We Want Thai!" Conferring with a colleague over a restaurant book, he found ONE Thai/Sushi place.

In an effort to increase Thai appreciation in Dresden (so there will still be a Thai restaurant when we come back) I suggested tp the clerk, "Try it! It's very good." He said, self-deprecatingly, "German people like German food--meat, potatoes, sausage." It was clearly the food the clerk ate, though he seemed amused about it.

CZECH REPUBLIC: Train to Prague, and a warm afternoon walking through the spectacularly ornate downtown center, and gawking at the baroque castle. People spoke in English and German. We had some yummy Gnocchi.

OXFORD: Then, a Czech Air flight to London and the train to Oxford, during which Greg's suitcase wheel peeled apart, victim of those Dresden cobblestones. Oxford had a screechingly picturesque small-town University feel. I'd love to spend more time there, and almost did, as I discovered it's easy to get lost!

Business trips are fun!